Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What school subject really rocks?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you give a sick pig?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?