Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?