Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?