I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you make a cow float?