What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
You're really growing, bud!
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Do dads always snore?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?