What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later!
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.