Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What animal scores the most in basketball?