Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?