Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?