What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Pool-ups!
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the confused bee say?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?