What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?