What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What day do hands always go to church?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the loudest sport?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do frogs eat in the summer?