What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
What tree has the most bark?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How does dinner smell?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?