What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What are the smartest highways in the world?