What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a tired tree?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How was the wedding?