What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
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What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?