What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?