What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What car is the perfect size for mice?