What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
When is Dad's bedtime?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do eggs end a TV show?