What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?