What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?