What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is money so stubborn?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?