What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do fish do at parades?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a dog's favorite book?