What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Who is God's favorite superhero?