What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How do billboards talk?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?