What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What sports are both plant-based?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the salad say to its dad?