What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are trees always so positive?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?