What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do books sleep?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?