What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is the smallest lion?
What tea do footballers drink?
What fish only swims at night?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are books always so angry?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are bakers also often hippies?