What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do fleas travel?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?