What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the turtle cross the road?