What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Why did summer catch autumn?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?