What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a henway?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?