What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?