What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?