Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?