Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you get kids to do something?