Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do you get straight A's?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What nationality are most fish?
Who invented fractions?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?