What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?