What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What table can you never sit at?