What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you make antifreeze?
When do flowers get their workout in?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.