What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?