What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?