What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?