What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?