What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a dog that meditates?