What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
A book just fell on my head.
Where do books sleep?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?