What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do two skunks argue?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call two birds stuck together?