What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?