What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does breakfast live?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What does the sun drink out of?