How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are all priests fit?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How do fireflies start a race?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?