How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?