How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?