What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What birds make average students?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?