What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
When should you stop for a glow worm?