Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?