Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What does winter fat turn into?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?