Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What do you call a pig thief?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?