What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the beaver say to the tree?