What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How does a witch play loud music?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of books do boats write?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?