What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a table you can eat?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of pants do fish wear?