Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How does a polar bear build a house?
When do flowers get their workout in?
When do mice play every day?