Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do chips wear socks?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?