Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?