Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
Where do stars go to college?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?