Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Why are winter days great?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
When do mice play every day?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?