Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a small mom?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?