Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?