Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
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Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a bee's favorite novel?