Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Cat-cher!
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?