Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do books sleep?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is the most faithful insect?
If you need help building an ark...
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?