Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
What makes music in your hair?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why is the piano so hard to open?