Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What food is a man's best friend?