What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is another term for the price of gas?