What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
If you need help building an ark...
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?