What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?