What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
When do cows get tired?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do polar bears vote?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do cats wear to work?