What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?