What do you call a household of counselors?
Family therapy.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call an artistic dog?