What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are maps such great therapists?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a short cow?