What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?