What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How long will dinner be?
What do golfers drink on the green?