What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth hurt-y.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What insect runs away from everything?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?