What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the bunny upset?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?