What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?