What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What car always breaks the rules?