Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do rich squirrels eat?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is another name for a cow?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?