Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How did the toad die?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?