Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do hamsters come from?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How long do chickens work?