How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
What table can you never sit at?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?