How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call hiking college students?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
The museum curator needed a break.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?