How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why are books always so angry?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?