How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
What do bees chew?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do librarians never make plans?