Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?