Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?