Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
When does a horse talk?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?