What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What nationality are most fish?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?