What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?