What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?