What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?