Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?