Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How can you farm during the winter?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Who invented fractions?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?