Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?