What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where do actors go to pray?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What game do cows play at parties?