What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?