What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do bees buzz?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the sickly elevator say?