Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do eggs end a TV show?