Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?