My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?