Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a dog in space?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do frogs eat in the summer?