Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?