Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's the slowest 5k?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?