Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Did you know about April 1st?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?