Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?