Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What time of day was Adam created?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?