Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?