Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Which big cat loves to drive?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do rich squirrels eat?