Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite color?