Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do bears keep cool?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?