Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?