Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?