Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?