Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?