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He has a green thumb.
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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do horses navigate at night?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why was the cat so small?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?