Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which singer could always break a five?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What fish only swims at night?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?