Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why was the bunny upset?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?