Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?