Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What do cats wear to work?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do you get kids to do something?