Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where was Noah born?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?